Happy Holidays!!!

Napadaan lang ulit ako para i-post tong greeting na itey.

Sanay maging masaya at masagana ang ating mga buhay-buhay ngaun ..

Merry Christmas and have a Happy New Year Guys!!!

Kay Tagal....

....nawala....



at babalik rin...


Maraming bagong kwento...........


Kasama ng mga naudlot na kwento............


At ikwe-kwento ko lahat.....sa aking muling pagbabalik............


Sa January..............


at isisiwalat ko na lahat...........


Magpapakatotoo na ko........



Wala namang mawawala kung patuloy akong magtatago.............



Tutal alam naman ng lahat kung ano at sino tlaga ako........


Di po ako si Kevin Balot.......


Lamang sya sakin ng 2 paligo at sangkatutak na andalucia pampaopera.....


Mejo matagal muna akong mawawala......



Sana mahintay nyo ako......


Dito muna ako.....



Nagmamahal,

Dyosa Buenavista
\Ang nilalang na  bumaba mula sa langit, plakda sa lupa,  upang magbigay Saya at Sigla, at mamahagi ng Sarap at Ligaya. 
Na nag-iiwan  ng katagang : "Ang kagandahan ay di makikita kaninoman, bagkus sa akin lamang. CHOS"

I sooo loovveee himmmm

I so love Emily Owens M.D. ..pwd nyo rin i-click ito.

Starring Mamie Gummer as Emily Owens, a first-year surgical intern at Denver Memorial Hospital, who is ready to put her high school days behind her. However, Emily quickly discovers that the hospital is just like high school and that it may be hard to shake her geeky-girl ways, especially in the presence of her high school nemesis and med-school crush.

Pero mas type ko talaga dito eh si Justin Hartley as Will Collins, a handsome and charming first-year surgical intern at Denver Memorial Hospital, who is a former friend of Emily’s from med-school and who is oblivious to her crush on him.

I'm so nakakarelate dun sa story ng dalawang itwu. Pero syempre, di ko iniisip na sialng dalawa ang magkakatuluyan sa huli.....



Kundi kami ni Papa Justin. Ayiieeeee...kinikilig naman akis...

Lumabas na si Papa Justin sa American series na " Smallville" as Green Archer, at tinamaan nya ang green kong puso nung makita ko sya sa series na " Aqua Man".

Until now, even writing his name in this entry , i felt I had an orgasm...hahahaha....landi much...

You can check their site or Youtube for their episodes..


Napapanood ko sya sa ETC channel 9...Young and loving it.

At di po ako madamot...ipacheck ko rin sa inyo kung bet nyong magkatuluyan kami sa huling episode...char


here are the pics.

Warning : Down under are Not Safe for Work ( En-Es-Ef-Dobol Yu)

First

Hongtagal kong walang post...

Wala akong maisip...

Wala rin naman kasing nagbago....


Puro work....

Work....


at work...

Minsan naiisip ko, I'm depriving myself to lose the happiness I once had before.

Nagsimula ang lahat ng ibenta ng aking mahal na inang reyan ang aming kastilyo....


Mujay :  I decided to sell the castle and leave this place.

Dyosa : But why, mujak?

Mujay : This place reminds me of many memories me and your pujak once fondled.

Dyosa : But, how about me? How about my memories I had? Like once, I fondled the nearby prince in the nearby castle. Aren't you gonna change your mind?

Mujay :  No, I will never accept any source of interference on my decisions.

And it was set...

Nabenta ang kastilyo sa lalong madaling panahon, at nakihalubilo ang aking inang reyna sa mga commoners sa town proper.


Kala ko maganda kahihinatnan ng lahat...but Mom's business in the town proper soon became bankrupt.

At ako...naghanap ng trabaho...

Nakipagkiskissan ng siko sa mga taga-lupa....

ang dating princesa....belongs now to the crowd of peasants.

Dati...hongdami kong gustong mabili....mejo mahilig ako sa techie stuff. Gusto ko meron ako nito...meron nyan....until the things that was important to me was soon gone...

Binenta ko....

Kulang na lang pati laman at puri ko ibenta ko to withstand each obstacles that cross on my path...

Until nangyari ung Pechay Chronicles...

Lalong nag-iba ang direction ng buhay ko...

That was five years ago...

Five years na rin akong walang cellphone...

Five years na walang ka-FUBU...

But during those five years that went by..I learned a lot...

nag mature ung isip ko sa maraming aspeto ng buhay....

I thought myself to be positive...

to be self-dependent....

to be more strong so I can face the challenges in life....

Kasi iba na....me umaasa na sakin...not only mujay.....


not only the merlat in the Pechay Chronicles





....but also...




















 Alexandria.....







































my first daughter...



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tsaka na ung 2nd part ng story :

PC - part 2. daming draft na nakatembang.

bakit first daughter? alamin sa susunod na kabanata

$100 an hour ( a father and son story )

Serious muna tau, ka-bloggers.

Nasabasa ko na to..refost lang.



Once there was boy. His father was a very busy man. One day he asked his father who came home late in the night as usual, “Dad, how much money do you make in one hour?” The father said, “It is none of your business. But for your knowledge I make 100.00 dollars every hour.”

The boy then asked, “Dad can you lend me 99 Dollars.” The father got wild and said, “If the only reason you wanted to know how much money I make is just so you can borrow some to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about it, why you're being so selfish. I work long, hard hours everyday and I don't have time for such childish games."

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.” After sometime the father went to his son’s bedroom and gave 99 dollars to his son and asked why he needed the money. The little boy took out one dollar kept under his pillow and replied, “Because I can’t be lucky 99 more times to find dollars lying on the road. Here is your 100 dollars, dad. Can I buy an hour of your time?” 

The father cried then hugged his son and he said sorry.

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Namiss ko tuloy na magkaron ng tatay. ung tatay ko kasi, since hindi nga tanggap ang pagkakaroon ng unica-hija, laging galit sakin. 

3 lalaki daw anak nya. wala daw syang anak na nuknukan ng ganda at mala-dyosa. 

Kea aloof ako sa kanya. San ka naman nakakita ng tatay na ayaw ng anak na Dyosa. 

Then, one time, nasagasaan ako sa tapat ng Unciano Med. Buong buo ko pa ring naaalala ang mga pangyayari :

March 7, 2007

Na sa dinami-dami ng lugar na masasagasaan ka, dun pa sa tapat ng isang private at nuknukan ng mahal na ospital. Nasa col senner ako nun nagwowork - sa Ortigas. 

1st day of work - ang araw na pipirma ako ng kontrata sa pagiging col senner eyjent. Hexcited much ang lola mo. Pwde na akong magpatalsik ng Government Official kasi makakapagbayad na ko ng tax. kaw ba naman 4 figures ang tax - yabang lang.  

Aun na nga...Pagbaba ko ng tricycle, di na ko nagbayad ng pamasahe. Nilibre ako ng kapitbahay ko, natuwa kasi me work na ko. Di na daw ako "PAL". 

PALAMUNIN. chos.

Nagbabu na akis dun sa thundercats na shulapitbalur. Pumara ng jeep sa kabilang kalsada.  Takbo ang lola mo dahil papaalis na ang damuhong na jeep.Bigla na lang akong nakarinig ng nakabibinging busina sa tabi ko...tapos ang huli kong nasambit...


"Oh my God, late na ko."

Di napansin ng driver ng BMW na me tumatawid na dyosa sa kalsada. Aun sapol ako. Nasapol ko naman ang windshield nya. Sweet revenge. chos. 

Ilang minutong madilim ang nakikita ko. Nakarinig ako ng  sigawan...

"Magbigay Pugay!!! Parating na ang mahal ng Dyosa!!!"  chos lang. Kala ko nasa Eden na ako. 

Sigawan ng mga tao pala sa lupa ang naririnig ko. Nung una malabo naririnig ko, hanggang sa luminaw na. pero madilim pa rin nakikita ko. May bumuhat sakin. Napadilat ako ng mata. Sabi ko:

"Where am I?". Sinampal ako ng bumuhat sakin. Malabo ung nakikita ko. Pagdilat akala ko si Josh Hartnett ung bumuhat sakin, ugn driver pala ng tricycle. Futang to, nasagasaan na nga ako, sinampal pa. 

Sabi ko " Saglit, ung mga papeles ko, ung mga requirements ko."

Isa-isa palang nagliparan ang mga papeles ko na parang confetti sa kalsada. Pagyuko ko habang pinupulot ang mga confetti. me tumulong likido. Mainit. Malapot. Kala ko man's milk, dugo pala. Bigla akong kinabahan. Sabi ko sa sarili ko nasagasaan nga pala ako, natural na me dugo, alangan naman Gatas ang tumulo. chos. 

Naghisterya ang lola mo, natakot ako sa dugo nun. Virgin pa kasi akis.

And since very convenient and Stone's-throw-away lang ng Unciano Med. Dun ako inakay ng mga butihing madla.  

Diretso pasok ako sa ospital with my grand entourage - ung  mabait na tricycle driver (na kalaunan, nalaman kong beki ) ung kapitbahay naming thundercats na nilibre ako ng pamasahe sa tricycle bago ako masagasaan. 

Mejo napupuzzle lang ako.

Coincidence lang ba ang nangyari nun : 
Una : Di nakabukas ang light post sa tapat ng Unciano Med bago ako masagasaan. 4:00am nun.dapat nakabukas pa rin sya. 

Pangalawa : Gray ang kulay ng BMW na nakasagasa sakin - kung walang ilaw ang poste, di mo mapapansin ang kotse since kakulay sya ng kalsada - nagkagulatan kami nung driver nung nasa tapat ko na sya. 

Pangatlo : Naka-black jacket ako nun...tatawid na ako nung pinara ko ung jeep na byaheng JRU.

Pang-apat : Hindi mabuo-buo ng butihi kong ina ang niluluto nyang pancake. Di daw nya maperfect ang bilog nung mga oras na un. Madalas daw  square or triangle ung shape. Signos daw.  

Nung initial investigation, sinabi nung driver na di nya ako napansin since naka-over-all-black daw ako...black jacket and black slacks. Sinabi ko naman sa sa police na Gray ung BMW na kakulay ng kalsada. 

Binyaran nung driver ung hospital bills and medication. Nasa 25K lahat. Un ang pagkaka-alam ko nung time na un.  

Pero di ko matanggap nung humarap ako sa salamin. I was expecting a Goddess in the mirror, not Medusa. 

Sabi nung friend ko. " Honggaling mo naman, para matigil ung dausdos mo sa hi-way, pinangkalso mo ung muka mo." 

After that, tinakwil ko sya as friend. Pinatapon ko sya sa Mindanao. 

Pero meron akong nalaman na revelation after 4 months. 

Since di na ako bumalik sa col senner, balik ako sa pagiging muchacha sa bahay. Habang naglilinis ng closet ng aking papang, me bumagsak na papel na nakaipit sa isa sa mga damit nya. 

Agreement Form, selyado ng isang kilalang attorney dito sa Antipolo. 

Nakasaad doon na ung nakasagasa sa akin at ang aking mga magulang na tatay ko lang ang nakapirma, na babayaran nung driver lahat ng gastusin sa ospital at medication after na nagkakahalaga ng 25K+ at additional na 40k in corresponds of my salary in the col senner for 3 months. 

Nanginginig ako nun. I was betrayed by my own  flesh and blood. Nung time na un, me ibang babae na ung tatay ko. Weeks after the incident, pinupurige ako ng tatay kong magtrabaho na ulit, eh binayaran pala ng criver ung 3 months kong salary prior dun sa sabi ng doctor sa Unciano Med. na I should take rest for the test after. 

I was advise to take CT-Scan but my father insisted na wala na kaming pera to pursue the scan. Kelangan daw lalo un lalo na't walang bukol na namuo sa ulo ko. I only got bruises in my face which caused 19 stiches. Sabi ko nun habang tinatahi ung sugat :

" Doc, me balak po akong sumali sa America's Next Top Model, sana po di halata ung peklat."


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Until now, there's still bitterness in my part. Di matanggal kahit wala na si papang samin, sumakabilang-bahay na sya. 

Nasama na sila nung babaeng pinaggastusan nya ng pinagka-sagasaan ko.  Masakit. 

Minsan me bangungot. Nasira ung family ko dahil na rin pinasok ng anay ung  haligi ng tahanan. Kung kelan naman, andun na ung drive ko to help my family, bumagsak un after nung incident. 

Nagkahiwalay sina mudra at pudra nung magkabistuhan. I stayed with mom. Dad left without even asking for an apology. 

He hated me all those years for being gay. But i never expected he could do such act. 

Nasaktan ako na parang pinagkakitaan ako ng tatay ko para masunod ang kapristo nya. Para ma-please ung kerida nya.

Pero ako, bago ako mag-apply nun, sabi ko one day magiging proud sakin tatay ko. I did pass the job to please him. 

He was doing his best to please the bitch while I was doing my best to please him. 

Ironic.

Till now masakit pa rin. parang bahagi na sya pagkatao ko na hindi maalis-alis. 

............

Dito muna ako. 

Naiyak ako sa sarili kong kwento...

Naisip kong ibahagi lang sya sa inyo para lumuwag sa dibdib ko. 

=(

Happy Birthday Zai!!!

as the title says.

Happy Birthday to you, Mareng Zai...

ay Pareng Zai pala...


ay...mali ata...


basta...

Di man tayo close...naalala ko mag post para sa bday mo.

Happy Birthday sa isang dear Blogger na tulad mo. Since malapit lang ang Halloween sa petsa ng kaarawan mo, mejo creepy ung napili kong pix na nakuha ko dito.
Type ko kasi ung hitsura nung candle, parang me gustong ipahiwatig..ahahaha

I really saved a space for you in my blogleya para sa iyong natatanging araw.


P.S.
pa-accept nga pala ako ng friend request sa fezbook.

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Para sa mga hindi nakakaalam ng blogelya ni Zai....eto un

The Pechay Chronicles - Part 1

Nakilala ko sya months after iwan ako ni Chris Hemsworth...

Hindi mali...


Ako pala ang nang-iwan...


Unang una...di naman sya ganun kaganda para pagtuunan ko ng pansin...
Mas maganda ako sa kanya...at alam nya un hanggang ngayon...

Bagong lipat sila nun...
Naaalala ko pa...
Bagong gising ako nun, after my beauty routine in the morning..magtitimpla ako ng luscious coffee...
Then tambay sa terreza ng aming bahay nma tanaw ang mga taga sub-urbs...

at nakita ko sya...
diring-diri ako sa kanya...
Sabi ko sa sarili ko " Sinong bathala ang nagpasulpot ng nilalang na ito gayung umagang-umaga?"
I was expecting na mga otoko na naghahanda sa paharana sakin...at hindi isang nilalang na tulad nya ang mabubungaran ko sa unang oras ng aking pagkakagising.

She's 5 feet 4 inches tall...Morena...with this awful hair na nakapusod. Naka-black sando...black 3/4ths shorts...at me black na panyo na nakatali sa kanyang braso...

Nasira ang araw ko...at mas lalong nasira nung magtama ang aming mga mata...at bumuga sya ng usok na nagmula sa kanyang pouty lips sa direksyon ko...

Iwww...(di ko pa natutunan mag-yosi nun - 20 years old ako natuto magyosi) kea nandiri ako sa kanya...

Pero dispite this...there is this certain aura na nakita ko sa kanya...
Ni hindi ko napansin na ung aura pala na un ang magbibigay ng threat sa pagiging Dyosa ko...

Pero nagkakilala kami...
After nyang pagtripan ung mga tropa ko thru text...

Nung panahon na hinahanap ng mga tropa ko kung sino ung Anonymous texter na nagbibigay ng death-threath chuva sa kanila...ako me hinala na...
Muka kasing gang member ung merlat noon.

Inuman....kami ng tropa ko..ung mga parents nila...at kasama namin sa lamesa si Chris Hemsworth.
Bitter ang lola mo kasi nga na-sight ang ex-jowa.

Ininvite ung merlat ng isa sa mga byenan ko (mother ng tropa ko)...

Natipuhan ni Chris Hemsworth ang merlat...
Naalarma ang fekfek ko...
Di pwdeng magka-jowa agad si ex ng hindi pa ako nakakahanap ng kapalit nya...
Isang malaking sampal sa korona ko pag nagkataon...

Habang nag-iinuman...naghahanap na ko ng hollow blocks at semento...
Pipilitin ko kasing lagyan ng bakod ung mga tropa ko at si ex-jowa laban ke merlat...
Kaso...sa pagmamadali magtayo ng bakod...

Di agad tumigas si semento...madaling natibag ng powers ng merlat.

Kea ang naisip ko nung time na yun
"If i can't beat her...I'll join her."

So join akis..sa landian...at napapansin kong mejo nagkakaroon na si merlat ng private conversation ke ex-jowa....

At mas bitter pa ko sa ampalaya nung time na yun...

Until me nabuong di magandang idea sa isip ko laban sa kanya...


Pero....
































Sa Part Two na lang un..

Babuh na muna...

Buhay Beki in the sub-urbs

Ansarap balikan ng pagkabata...
Ung tipong from elementary top high school...
To college...

Nung time na umuusbong na pag-iisip mong me buntot ka pala ng isda - oo nalaman mong me kaliskis  ka na
At nararamdaman mong ung pinagdadaaanan ng mga beki in your age almost 2,000,00 years ago..

Identity Crisis...

Halos lahat ng beki dumaan sa ganyan - dalawang milyong taon na ang nakakaraan (Age of humans.)
Di maipaliwanag na pakiramdam. Ung di mo alam kung bakit ka nakembot gayung anak ka ni Adan.
Di mo mapigilan mahumaling sa mga biritera katulad ni Regine, Mariah, Celine at Whitney gayung barakong barako ung boses mo...
Di mo rin mapigilan na mag-second look sa mga nasasalubong mong lalaki...
Di mo mapigilan ung feeling na pag nakatingin sau ung pinakagwapong klasmeyt nyo eh pinagpapawisan ka...
Di mo rin mapigilan mapasama sa mga beki at mapabilang sa isang pulutong ng bekiternity.

Naaalala ko pa noon..

16 kaming mga beki na magkakasama at magkakasabay sa pag-uwi galing school.
nakakatuwang isipin na kung may mga taong pwdeng lumaban sa walkaton, tanging mga beki lang ang matatag sa pangmatalagang lakaran. kahit gaanu kalayo..proven yan...basta magkakasama yan..kahit buong EDSA man tahakin..from Taft to North bound kaya sa powers na inilaan ng mga Bathala.

Andami kong beki friends..ung iba tunay...ung iba gawa sa orocan...
Pag beki ka at andami mong pimples...chakaness ka..tulad ko noon...oo...NOON...
Dahil isa na akong ganap na DYOSA ngaun na walang bahid ng nakaraan ng tighiyawat...salamt sa Safeguard.

Pero nung pumatak ung edad 17-20...nag-iba klase ng mga barkada ko...puro Lalaki na..
As in mga Straight guys na ako lang ang Dyosa...hay sarap...
Biglaan lang...after na isang nakakarimarim na break-up sa isang unworthy guy (BITTER???)
Nakijoin lang ako sa inuman nung time na feeling ko pinagtalsilan ako ni Chris Hemsworth at Chris Evans.

Pag puro beki ang tropa mo...
Pa-talbugan...kabugan...bonggahan...
Di pwdeng wala kang nakahandang paraphernalia in-case me lakad tulad ng pulbos...at Pera..
In-born na rule na pag ang beki walang pera sa bulsa eh "Your not In with the Crowd" or wallflower ka.

Pag puro merlat (babae) ang friends mo at ikaw lang ang beki...
Either Beauty Consultant ka...Make Up artist...fashion designer and consultant...at taga-linis ng kalat..
Pag napaaway pa mga friends mong merlat..ikaw ang magsisilbing knight in shining armor (kahit naduduwal ka dun sa term). Pero libre ka sa lahat...food...clothes...make-up...minsan pati board and lodging...kahit ticket sa MRT at concert nalilibre ka (danas ko yan!!!)

Pero iba pag puro lalaki ang tropa mo
Ikaw ang prinsesa...
Apple of the eye...
Ang Pinakamagandang Beki sa lupalop ng sub-urbs.
Untouchable ka ng ibang tambay na addict kasi tropa mo ung anak ng Chairman na lalaki...eh 5'11" ba naman tropa ko nun...so feelingera si bakla....
Andami ring galit sau ng beki...kasi mga insecure...(hahahaha - naranasan ko pang masugod ng 3 bakla dahil ung crush nila na tropa ko eh nilalandi ko daw - paranoid sila pramis!!!)
Pag lalaki ang tropa mo...hindi mo na kakailanganin mag boyfriend..kasi sa dami ng lalaking nakapaligid sayo..kontento ka na...partida kung cuteness pa sila...
Pag me crush ka na ibang lalaki...nagseselos sila..
Kung feeling mo ung crush mo eh si Mr. Perfect...andami nilang nakikitang kapintasan. Kesyo me tulo daw si Mr. Perfect o wallet at credit card lang daw ang tingin nun sayo...hahanap at hahanap sila ng imperfections sa lalaking Greek God na sinasamba mo.
Sa inuman, ikaw ang reyna..bawal utusan bago ang inuman. Uupo ka lang...
pero pag me gurl na kasama..ikaw ung utusan. Talbog ang ganda mo sa nilalang na me fekfek...(mga Lason)
pag sa lakaran...kung 8-10 ung tropa mong lalaki...feel mo safe na safe ka...kahit kanino pwde kang umangkla. Holding hands while walking sa mall..sa palengle o kahit dun sa lugar nyo. Wala silang paki...
Kilala ka rin ng mga parents...feeling mo ikaw ung manugang...at sila ung byenan mo...hahaha

Pero ikaw din ang chimay...tagalinis ng pinagkalatan ng mga damuho.
Ikaw ung takbuhan pag me gusto silang ligawan na gurl...(ang mga lalaki di marunong makontento..me beki na me jojowain pang gurl - hahaha)
Ikaw ung magiging tulay sa pagitan ng tropa mo at dun sa merlat na pilit mong iclo-close para lang madate nila.

Pero lumilipas ang panahon...at tapos na ang aking maliligayang araw...
Karamihan kasi sa mga tropa kong babae - me career na - Working Girls..pero me konting sosyalan paminsan-minsan..
Ganun din sa mga tropa kong Beki...ung iba Call Cenner Agent...Me mga crews sa resto o fast food...Me teacher na rin na malapit na makarma - ang paghihiganti ng nakaraan. next blog ko yan...

Ung mga tropa kong lalaki - me mga asawa na...me nagpapaligaya na sa kanila..
Ung iba nagtrabaho sa malalayong lugar..call of duty daw...
Ung iba tambay pa rin...pero pensionado...di ko na makasama kasi me mga jowa na ring merlat (mga Lason)
Ung iba...patay na...sumalangit ka nawa 'tol.

Ansarap balikan no...sarap alalahanin ng mga bagay na naging parte ng buhay mo...
Aaminin ko...pinagnasaan ko ung iba sa mga tropa kong lalaki...pero we didn't end up with sexual experiences with each other...except dun sa isa..(hihihi - landee!!!- next blog na lang din un...)

Ikaw anong kwento mo sa buhay beki mo???

Ako part lang to ng istorya ng buhay ko...


Kwento ka naman....

Babasahin ko pramis!!!


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Next Blog : Fatherhood - Embracing the fact that once, some beki had the urged to harvest some pechay.

Stay Tuned!!!

Ciao!!!

The 48 Laws of Power

Sarcastic ung dating...mejo brutal pero effective...
Natuwa lang ako kasi nakikita ko ung sarili ko sa ibang rules..

Read on,  Guys.....
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The 48 Laws of Power

by Robert Greene and Joost Elffers

Law 1

Never Outshine the Master

Always make those above you feel comfortably superior.  In your desire to please or impress them, do not go too far in displaying your talents or you might accomplish the opposite – inspire fear and insecurity.  Make your masters appear more brilliant than they are and you will attain the heights of power.

Law 2

Never put too Much Trust in Friends, Learn how to use Enemies

Be wary of friends-they will betray you more quickly, for they are easily aroused to envy.  They also become spoiled and tyrannical. But hire a former enemy and he will be more loyal than a friend, because he has more to prove.  In fact, you have more to fear from friends than from enemies.  If you have no enemies, find a way to make them.

 Law 3

Conceal your Intentions

Keep people off-balance and in the dark by never revealing the purpose behind your actions.  If they have no clue what you are up to, they cannot prepare a defense.  Guide them far enough down the wrong path, envelope them in enough smoke, and by the time they realize your intentions, it will be too late.

 Law 4

Always Say Less than Necessary

When you are trying to impress people with words, the more you say, the more common you appear, and the less in control.  Even if you are saying something banal, it will seem original if you make it vague, open-ended, and sphinxlike.  Powerful people impress and intimidate by saying less.  The more you say, the more likely you are to say something foolish.

 Law 5

So Much Depends on Reputation – Guard it with your Life

Reputation is the cornerstone of power.  Through reputation alone you can intimidate and win; once you slip, however, you are vulnerable, and will be attacked on all sides.  Make your reputation unassailable.  Always be alert to potential attacks and thwart them before they happen.  Meanwhile, learn to destroy your enemies by opening holes in their own reputations.  Then stand aside and let public opinion hang them.

 Law 6

Court Attention at all Cost

Everything is judged by its appearance; what is unseen counts for nothing.  Never let yourself get lost in the crowd, then, or buried in oblivion.  Stand out.  Be conspicuous, at all cost.  Make yourself a magnet of attention by appearing larger, more colorful, more mysterious, than the bland and timid masses.

  Law 7

Get others to do the Work for you, but Always Take the Credit

Use the wisdom, knowledge, and legwork of other people to further your own cause.  Not only will such assistance save you valuable time and energy, it will give you a godlike aura of efficiency and speed.  In the end your helpers will be forgotten and you will be remembered.  Never do yourself what others can do for you.

 Law 8

Make other People come to you – use Bait if Necessary

When you force the other person to act, you are the one in control.  It is always better to make your opponent come to you, abandoning his own plans in the process.  Lure him with fabulous gains – then attack.  You hold the cards.

 Law 9

Win through your Actions, Never through Argument

Any momentary triumph you think gained through argument is really a Pyrrhic victory:  The resentment and ill will you stir up is stronger and lasts longer than any momentary change of opinion.  It is much more powerful to get others to agree with you through your actions, without saying a word.  Demonstrate, do not explicate.

 Law 10

Infection: Avoid the Unhappy and Unlucky

You can die from someone else’s misery – emotional states are as infectious as disease.  You may feel you are helping the drowning man but you are only precipitating your own disaster.  The unfortunate sometimes draw misfortune on themselves; they will also draw it on you.  Associate with the happy and fortunate instead.

Law 11

Learn to Keep People Dependent on You

To maintain your independence you must always be needed and wanted.  The more you are relied on, the more freedom you have.  Make people depend on you for their happiness and prosperity and you have nothing to fear.  Never teach them enough so that they can do without you.

 Law 12

Use Selective Honesty and Generosity to Disarm your Victim

One sincere and honest move will cover over dozens of dishonest ones.  Open-hearted gestures of honesty and generosity bring down the guard of even the most suspicious people.  Once your selective honesty opens a hole in their armor, you can deceive and manipulate them at will.  A timely gift – a Trojan horse – will serve the same purpose.

 Law 13

When Asking for Help, Appeal to People’s Self-Interest,

Never to their Mercy or Gratitude

If you need to turn to an ally for help, do not bother to remind him of your past assistance and good deeds.  He will find a way to ignore you.  Instead, uncover something in your request, or in your alliance with him, that will benefit him, and emphasize it out of all proportion.  He will respond enthusiastically when he sees something to be gained for himself.

 Law 14

Pose as a Friend, Work as a Spy

Knowing about your rival is critical.  Use spies to gather valuable information that will keep you a step ahead.  Better still: Play the spy yourself.  In polite social encounters, learn to probe.  Ask indirect questions to get people to reveal their weaknesses and intentions.  There is no occasion that is not an opportunity for artful spying.

 Law 15

Crush your Enemy Totally

All great leaders since Moses have known that a feared enemy must be crushed completely.  (Sometimes they have learned this the hard way.)  If one ember is left alight, no matter how dimly it smolders, a fire will eventually break out.  More is lost through stopping halfway than through total annihilation:  The enemy will recover, and will seek revenge.  Crush him, not only in body but in spirit.

 Law 16

Use Absence to Increase Respect and Honor

Too much circulation makes the price go down:  The more you are seen and heard from, the more common you appear.  If you are already established in a group, temporary withdrawal from it will make you more talked about, even more admired.  You must learn when to leave.  Create value through scarcity.

 Law 17

Keep Others in Suspended Terror: Cultivate an Air of Unpredictability

Humans are creatures of habit with an insatiable need to see familiarity in other people’s actions.  Your predictability gives them a sense of control.  Turn the tables: Be deliberately unpredictable.  Behavior that seems to have no consistency or purpose will keep them off-balance, and they will wear themselves out trying to explain your moves.  Taken to an extreme, this strategy can intimidate and terrorize.

 Law 18

Do Not Build Fortresses to Protect Yourself – Isolation is Dangerous

The world is dangerous and enemies are everywhere – everyone has to protect themselves.  A fortress seems the safest. But isolation exposes you to more dangers than it protects you from – it cuts you off from valuable information, it makes you conspicuous and an easy target.  Better to circulate among people find allies, mingle.  You are shielded from your enemies by the crowd.

 Law 19

Know Who You’re Dealing with – Do Not Offend the Wrong Person

There are many different kinds of people in the world, and you can never assume that everyone will react to your strategies in the same way.  Deceive or outmaneuver some people and they will spend the rest of their lives seeking revenge.  They are wolves in lambs’ clothing.  Choose your victims and opponents carefully, then – never offend or deceive the wrong person.

 Law 20

Do Not Commit to Anyone

It is the fool who always rushes to take sides.  Do not commit to any side or cause but yourself.  By maintaining your independence, you become the master of others – playing people against one another, making them pursue you.

 Law 21

Play a Sucker to Catch a Sucker – Seem Dumber than your Mark

No one likes feeling stupider than the next persons.  The trick, is to make your victims feel smart – and not just smart, but smarter than you are.  Once convinced of this, they will never suspect that you may have ulterior motives.

 Law 22

Use the Surrender Tactic: Transform Weakness into Power

When you are weaker, never fight for honor’s sake; choose surrender instead.  Surrender gives you time to recover, time to torment and irritate your conqueror, time to wait for his power to wane.  Do not give him the satisfaction of fighting and defeating you – surrender first.  By turning the other check you infuriate and unsettle him.  Make surrender a tool of power.

 Law 23

Concentrate Your Forces

Conserve your forces and energies by keeping them concentrated at their strongest point.  You gain more by finding a rich mine and mining it deeper, than by flitting from one shallow mine to another – intensity defeats extensity every time.  When looking for sources of power to elevate you, find the one key patron, the fat cow who will give you milk for a long time to come.

 Law 24

Play the Perfect Courtier

The perfect courtier thrives in a world where everything revolves around power and political dexterity.  He has mastered the art of indirection; he flatters, yields to superiors, and asserts power over others in the mot oblique and graceful manner.  Learn and apply the laws of courtiership and there will be no limit to how far you can rise in the court.

 Law 25

Re-Create Yourself

Do not accept the roles that society foists on you.  Re-create yourself by forging a new identity, one that commands attention and never bores the audience.  Be the master of your own image rather than letting others define if for you.  Incorporate dramatic devices into your public gestures and actions – your power will be enhanced and your character will seem larger than life.

 Law 26

Keep Your Hands Clean

You must seem a paragon of civility and efficiency: Your hands are never soiled by mistakes and nasty deeds.  Maintain such a spotless appearance by using others as scapegoats and cat’s-paws to disguise your involvement.

Law 27

Play on People’s Need to Believe to Create a Cultlike Following

People have an overwhelming desire to believe in something.  Become the focal point of such desire by offering them a cause, a new faith to follow.  Keep your words vague but full of promise; emphasize enthusiasm over rationality and clear thinking.  Give your new disciples rituals to perform, ask them to make sacrifices on your behalf.  In the absence of organized religion and grand causes, your new belief system will bring you untold power.

 Law 28

Enter Action with Boldness

If you are unsure of a course of action, do not attempt it.  Your doubts and hesitations will infect your execution.  Timidity is dangerous:  Better to enter with boldness.  Any mistakes you commit through audacity are easily corrected with more audacity.  Everyone admires the bold; no one honors the timid.

 Law 29

Plan All the Way to the End

The ending is everything.  Plan all the way to it, taking into account all the possible consequences, obstacles, and twists of fortune that might reverse your hard work and give the glory to others.  By planning to the end you will not be overwhelmed by circumstances and you will know when to stop.  Gently guide fortune and help determine the future by thinking far ahead.

 Law 30

Make your Accomplishments Seem Effortless

Your actions must seem natural and executed with ease.  All the toil and practice that go into them, and also all the clever tricks, must be concealed.  When you act, act effortlessly, as if you could do much more.  Avoid the temptation of revealing how hard you work – it only raises questions.  Teach no one your tricks or they will be used against you.

 Law 31

Control the Options: Get Others to Play with the Cards you Deal

The best deceptions are the ones that seem to give the other person a choice:  Your victims feel they are in control, but are actually your puppets.  Give people options that come out in your favor whichever one they choose.  Force them to make choices between the lesser of two evils, both of which serve your purpose.  Put them on the horns of a dilemma:  They are gored wherever they turn.

 Law 32

Play to People’s Fantasies

The truth is often avoided because it is ugly and unpleasant.  Never appeal to truth and reality unless you are prepared for the anger that comes for disenchantment.  Life is so harsh and distressing that people who can manufacture romance or conjure up fantasy are like oases in the desert:  Everyone flocks to them. There is great power in tapping into the fantasies of the masses.

 Law 33

Discover Each Man’s Thumbscrew

Everyone has a weakness, a gap in the castle wall.  That weakness is usual y an insecurity, an uncontrollable emotion or need; it can also be a small secret pleasure.  Either way, once found, it is a thumbscrew you can turn to your advantage.

  Law 34

Be Royal in your Own Fashion:  Act like a King to be treated like one

The way you carry yourself will often determine how you are treated; In the long run, appearing vulgar or common will make people disrespect you.  For a king respects himself and inspires the same sentiment in others.  By acting regally and confident of your powers, you make yourself seem destined to wear a crown.

 Law 35

Master the Art of Timing

Never seem to be in a hurry – hurrying betrays a lack of control over yourself, and over time.  Always seem patient, as if you know that everything will come to you eventually.  Become a detective of the right moment; sniff out the spirit of the times, the trends that will carry you to power.  Learn to stand back when the time is not yet ripe, and to strike fiercely when it has reached fruition.

 Law 36

Disdain Things you cannot have:  Ignoring them is the best Revenge

By acknowledging a petty problem you give it existence and credibility.  The more attention you pay an enemy, the stronger you make him; and a small mistake is often made worse and more visible when you try to fix it.  It is sometimes best to leave things alone.  If there is something you want but cannot have, show contempt for it.  The less interest you reveal, the more superior you seem. 

Law 37

Create Compelling Spectacles

Striking imagery and grand symbolic gestures create the aura of power – everyone responds to them.  Stage spectacles for those around you, then full of arresting visuals and radiant symbols that heighten your presence. Dazzled by appearances, no one will notice what you are really doing.

Law 38

Think as you like but Behave like others

If you make a show of going against the times, flaunting your unconventional ideas and unorthodox ways, people will think that you only want attention and that you look down upon them.  They will find a way to punish you for making them feel inferior.  It is far safer to blend in and nurture the common touch. Share your originality only with tolerant friends and those who are sure to appreciate your uniqueness.

Law 39

Stir up Waters to Catch Fish

Anger and emotion are strategically counterproductive.  You must always stay calm and objective.  But if you can make your enemies angry while staying calm yourself, you gain a decided advantage.  Put your enemies off-balance: Find the chink in their vanity through which you can rattle them and you hold the strings.

Law 40

Despise the Free Lunch

What is offered for free is dangerous – it usually involves either a trick or a hidden obligation.  What has worth is worth paying for.  By paying your own way you stay clear of gratitude, guilt, and deceit.  It is also often wise to pay the full price – there is no cutting corners with excellence.  Be lavish with your money and keep it circulating, for generosity is a sign and a magnet for power.

Law 41

Avoid Stepping into a Great Man’s Shoes

What happens first always appears better and more original than what comes after.  If you succeed a great man or have a famous parent, you will have to accomplish double their achievements to outshine them.  Do not get lost in their shadow, or stuck in a past not of your own making:  Establish your own name and identity by changing course.  Slay the overbearing father, disparage his legacy, and gain power by shining in your own way.

Law 42

Strike the Shepherd and the Sheep will Scatter

Trouble can often be traced to a single strong individual – the stirrer, the arrogant underling, the poisoned of goodwill.  If you allow such people room to operate, others will succumb to their influence.  Do not wait for the troubles they cause to multiply, do not try to negotiate with them – they are irredeemable.  Neutralize their influence by isolating or banishing them.  Strike at the source of the trouble and the sheep will scatter.

Law 43

Work on the Hearts and Minds of Others

Coercion creates a reaction that will eventually work against you.  You must seduce others into wanting to move in your direction.  A person you have seduced becomes your loyal pawn.  And the way to seduce others is to operate on their individual psychologies and weaknesses.  Soften up the resistant by working on their emotions, playing on what they hold dear and what they fear.  Ignore the hearts and minds of others and they will grow to hate you.

Law 44

Disarm and Infuriate with the Mirror Effect

The mirror reflects reality, but it is also the perfect tool for deception: When you mirror your enemies, doing exactly as they do, they cannot figure out your strategy.  The Mirror Effect mocks and humiliates them, making them overreact.  By holding up a mirror to their psyches, you seduce them with the illusion that you share their values; by holding up a mirror to their actions, you teach them a lesson.  Few can resist the power of Mirror Effect.

Law 45

Preach the Need for Change, but Never Reform too much at Once

Everyone understands the need for change in the abstract, but on the day-to-day level people are creatures of habit.  Too much innovation is traumatic, and will lead to revolt.  If you are new to a position of power, or an outsider trying to build a power base, make a show of respecting the old way of doing things.  If change is necessary, make it feel like a gentle improvement on the past.

Law 46

Never appear too Perfect

Appearing better than others is always dangerous, but most dangerous of all is to appear to have no faults or weaknesses.  Envy creates silent enemies.  It is smart to occasionally display defects, and admit to harmless vices, in order to deflect envy and appear more human and approachable.  Only gods and the dead can seem perfect with impunity.

Law 47

Do not go Past the Mark you Aimed for; In Victory, Learn when to Stop

The moment of victory is often the moment of greatest peril.  In the heat of victory, arrogance and overconfidence can push you past the goal you had aimed for, and by going too far, you make more enemies than you defeat.  Do not allow success to go to your head.  There is no substitute for strategy and careful planning.  Set a goal, and when you reach it, stop.

Law 48

Assume Formlessness

By taking a shape, by having a visible plan, you open yourself to attack.  Instead of taking a form for your enemy to grasp, keep yourself adaptable and on the move.  Accept the fact that nothing is certain and no law is fixed.  The best way to protect yourself is to be as fluid and formless as water; never bet on stability or lasting order.  Everything changes.

Plagiarized - the Sen. Sotto Story

Anong problemn ni Sen. Sotto ???

Walang problema kung quinote nga o hindi ung speech nya last August 13, 2012. 

Wala ring problema kung legal ang plagiarismo sa Pilipinas.

Wala ring problema if he thinks that the words he said during that speech came from just a MERE blogger...

yan ha....MERE Blogger...kumbaga...isang blogger LANG!!!

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Ang problema sa kanya...

Eto :

1. Sya ung tipo na nahuli na, me ebidensya na, in-denial pa. Such a great performance from an actor turned politician. Galing pa rin umarte. maybe a FAMAS would suits the act. 

2. He thinks bloggers are just a MERE citizens just in need of a subject for their MERE Blogs that why they fiested on the issue of him plagiarizing. When in fact, He was just a MERE Senator who has this MERE mind to deliver MERE informations from a MERE blogger.  

Watch your words senator!!!  

Ung mga nila - lang mong mga bloggers, they are part of the Taxpayers of the Republic. Most bloggers are professionals paying taxes to pay the salary of government officials like you. We had the right to watch your words for we are the one who put money in your wallet. 

3. The fact that he said Plagiarism is legal in the Phils. Wow, Mr. Senator, that was the most dumbest thing you had in mind. Kung susubukan kaya ni Willie Revillame na gayahin ung mga sinasabi mo, di kaya kukulo dugo mo??? Kung gayahin kaya ni Showtime ung format ng Eat Bulaga (na sinasabi mong maraming natulungan ) di kaya mag alburuto ung mga alagad mo???

Di po ako gradweyt ng law, pero I sensed Infrigdement and Plagiarism are mutual on some aspects. Correct me if I'm wrong, Your Highness!!!

4. Tha Act of Kindness doesn't need to be said a loud. 

Iqu-quote ko Mr. Senator : 

"Ang Eat Bulaga, daan-daan ang tinutulungan noon araw-araw. Libu-libo ang tumatangkilik. Itong mga tumutuligsa at namimintas sa atin, ilan na kaya ang natulungan na nila, kung meron man?” (Eat Bulaga helps hundreds of people everyday. Thousands watch it. Those criticizing me, how many have they helped, if any?)

Hiyang-hiya naman kami sayo. Andami mo naman palang naitulong eh...Kaw na!!!

Pakitandaan po : Kung  tumutulong ka, wag mo naman ipangalandakan, parang ang dating kasi sa iba nyan, sinusumbat mo. Malayo po ung mga bagay na ginawa ng  Eat Bulaga sa issue na kinabibilangan nyo ngaun.

Don't connect your TV show, its not part of being a politician. Set it aside. In the Senate, remember your not a HOST but a SENATOR .

Kung tinuligsa ka ng marami, wag mo naman ipagbandera na mas marami kang nagawang mabuti kesa sa kanila. Kahiya hiya naman sa madalang nakakarinig at nakakabasa ng mga sinasabi mo. 

Eto ung ayaw ko sa mga pulitiko, pag me umapela na karaniwang mamamayan, kung magsalita eh, parang hindi galing sa sambayanan ung sweldo sa araw-araw. 

Nadadaan po sa mahinahong pagsasalita ang lahat. Lahat ng mata, nakatingin talaga sa bawat kilos ng pulitoko, natural na yan. 

Di ba, matalino ka naman para hindi manggaya ng mga sinasabi na iba, sana naisip mo rin na ung mga bagay na yan bago ka tumakbo sa pwestong kinatatayuan mo mo ngaun. Ginusto mo yan, ang maging mambabatas hindi ba?Kaakibat na po nyan na maraming hahanap ng mali mo. 

Ako, aaminin ko, Anti-RH bill ako, pero hindi sa kabuuang konsepto nito. Kung aanilasahin natin ang mga issueng nakapaloob dito, ung part lang na ayoko eh ung Abortion issue. The rest??? they may go it.

Eto pa isa:

“Ang buhay ko open book …. Ang tanong, alam ba natin sino [ang mga kritiko ko]? Matino ba sila? Mabait ba sila? Lasenggo ba sila? Nananakit ba sila ng asawa? ‘Di natin alam sino sila pero ang gagaling manira,” Sotto said. (My life is an open book. The question is: do we know who my critics are? Are they proper? Are they good people? Are they drunkards? Do they hurt their spouses? We don’t know them but they are so good in criticizing.)

Either critics came from high society to the poorest community, learn to accept the fact that you made something out of ordinary for these critics to respond either like Emperors or barbarians. You were questioning who are your critics are, what if we question you about the things you greatly done to the republic???  

Bukod sa nakikita kita sa TV show mo twing tanghali, ngaun lang ulit kita napansing active sa TV as a Senator. The act you have done made a bad publicity for the upcoming elections - either you are planning to run or not.

Masyado kang apektado sa isang bagay na kung tutuusin eh matutuldukan kung aaminin mong totoo op hindi ung ipinupukol sau. Eh kaso, imbes na magsabing:

 "Yes, I copied it, because I'm too lazy to think than what may brain cells can perform ."

or kung hindi naman totoo :

"No comment."

Pak.

tapos ang issue.

Eh nagpuputak ka pa kasi, kaya ayan, ung mga slaitang di dapat bitiwan eh nabitawan kaya lumaki ung issue.
Sir, para naman di ka sanay sa ganyan, di ba ganyan din ang showbiz.???

Your Critics will judge you. Your servants will kiss your foot. That's the politician life. Eh gusto mo ata, bow lang ng bow sau. 

Good Luck Mr. Senator!!! Nawa'y ipagpatuloy mo ang mga ganyang gawain.

Pagpalain ka!!!

Adobong Manok - Dyosa's Style

Another recipe ko...

Ingredients :

1 Whole Chicken (Magnolia)
1/2 clove garlic
1 large onions
1 medium sized ginger
1 cup Soy Sauce
half teaspoon Sugar
Seasonings (Magic Sarap)
Salt and Pepper



Procedure:

1. Mix garlic, onions, ginger, pepper, salt, seasonings, pepper, sugar. Then put the chicken on top. Pour the Soy Sauce.

Kea ung sahod nya eh nasa ilalim, para pag kulo, ung flavors nya kakalat sa lahat ng parte.

2. Heat until sauce thickens to desired consistency. Turn over each part occasionally.

Kung napansin nyo, di ako naglalagay ng suka...ayoko kasi ng maasim na adobo. minsan calamansi nilalagay ko as alternative sa suka.
Ung suka kasi para matanggal ung lansa ng chicken,  eh since ayoko nga, ginawa kong kapalit nun ung ginger. Same lang sila ng purpose, to eliminate the lansa factor. Un nga lang ung ginger me ibang effect, according to koreans, Ginger increases one's appetite.


3. So ayun na nga, ako Iniintay ko mawala ung sauce literary. masarap ung nakakapit ung sauce dun sa chicken eh, unlike ung ibang adobo na parang nilaga sa sabaw. Ung picture sa ibabaw, me konting sauce...
kasi ung merlat kong kasama gusto me konting sauce daw.

ayan..ano pa ba???

Un nga pala, kung gusto mo mas tipid...cut the portions on larger amounts, parang ung thighs, I only  cut it on  2pcs only. Then, tutusukin ko ng tinidor ung mga portions para madaling maluto at pumasok ung flavors inside.

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next time na ung pangako kong veggies....

nagugutom na kasi ako eh...


si Cidoi kaya kumain na????

Hiniram ko ung picture nya ng walang paalam sa fesbuk account nya....

Ung link nasa older post ko....

babu na muna...